10 Ways To Spot a Hockey Mom

It's Hockey Mom Day!  Yes...they have a day to celebrate Mom's that spend their waking winter hours at the arena.  So...in case you're still unsure what a hockey mom looks like...here are 10 ways to spot one.  If you see a mom displaying this behavior?  Quite possibly...she's a hockey mom.

Top 10 Ways to Spot a Hockey Mom

10. She thinks anything televised would be a lot more interesting if checking were allowed.

9. She has a dog or cat named Zamboni or McDavid.

8. She's trying to figure out how to introduce her daughter to Sidney Crosby.  (who by the way is dating someone...you might need to find someone else.)

7. She's found a way to work broken $200 hockey sticks into her home décor….hockey stick table for the man cave?  YES please!

6. She says she's sending her kids to the penalty box instead of putting them in time-outs.

5. She buys Febreeze by the case and knows every way possible of getting bloodstains out.  (Febreeze...is your best friend.)

4. In the back of her van, she carries a fleece blanket and a heated seat warmer — in August. Time at the rink can still happen in summer!

3. She has the numbers of the dentist and orthodontist on speed dial, and the emergency room nurses know her on a first-name basis.

2. She knows where you can buy the best coffee and bagels at 4:30 AM. She also knows where to get skates sharpened at that hour.

1. The bruise on her hand comes from banging on the glass along the boards.  Hockey moms gotta cheer loud!!

If you know a hockey mom, tell her she's awesome!